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[kingbeater]

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holly heights #1460

"Iwaizumi Hajime. I'm not available right now.
So leave a message and I'll get back to you"

Speed Dial: Oikawa Tooru ; Naruko Shoukichi ; Imaizumi Shunsuke ; Akaashi Keiji

Comments

[trashyking]

IWA-CHAN NO!! ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚

[kingbeater]

i'm taking custody of the children

[trashyking]

but u promised me forever and ever!!!

[kingbeater]

also gonna sue you for child support

[trashyking]

iwachan

[kingbeater]

just shut up and come to our room asshole

[trashyking]

[and he barrels into their room looking a bit sad and pathetic. (mostly for show, because he knows iwa-chan doesn't mean it.)] Iwa-chaaaaan!!!

[kingbeater]

[ PILLOW TO THE FACE ]

DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO SEND THAT TO ME TEN TIMES?!

[trashyking]

My love for you equates to ten whole people though, Iwa-chan!!! [pillow'd to the face]

[kingbeater]

And my hate for you equates to ten whole people.

[trashyking]

Aww Iwa-chan, you make my heart go doki-doki.

[kingbeater]

I'll make your face go broki-broki.

[trashyking]

Wah!? Iwa-chan you can't do that to my face! My face is my best feature!!!

[kingbeater]

What makes you think that?

[ he says as he stalks towards him ]

[trashyking]

Because it's what my fans say it is?? And my mom too.

[kingbeater]

[ KABEDON ]

Hmm...

hey look our icons match hehehe

[trashyking]

[tilts his head to the side as a coy smile spreads across his face. he's a bit startled when he's kabedon'd, but come on lbrh. he's wanted iwa-chan to do this to him for a while now. so]

Hmm?

yes good

[kingbeater]

[ letting a small smirk cross his face as he leans in, his face hovering mere centimeters away from oikawa's ]

I don't know if I believe them.

Re: yes good

[trashyking]

[he looks like a cat who has gotten caught eating a bird.]

Oooh? Well then, what do you think, Iwa-chan?

[kingbeater]

I might need to be convinced.

[trashyking]

[are you ready for the smolder???]

[kingbeater]

--That it?

[trashyking]

[he's got one more after this if this doesn't work.]

[kingbeater]

[ still no impressed ]

[trashyking]

[HE'S NOT GONNA LET THIS GET HIM DOWN. his cheeks puff up a bit before he relaxes and offers iwa-chan a billion watt smile]