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[kingbeater]

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holly heights #1460

"Iwaizumi Hajime. I'm not available right now.
So leave a message and I'll get back to you"

Speed Dial: Oikawa Tooru ; Naruko Shoukichi ; Imaizumi Shunsuke ; Akaashi Keiji

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[trashyking]

[he nods.]

Uhm-- [he clears his throat.] Well we're going to need lubrication... and condoms. We can't get pregnant but we can at least practice safe sex.

[unless you want to go without it in some cases. bc lbrh they are gonna have some moments when they forget, or get too caught up in the moment.]

[kingbeater]

I can get that stuff.

[trashyking]

[his face could rival a hydrant right now.]

O- Okay!!!

[kingbeater]

[ wait important question here ]

... Are we the same size?

[trashyking]

I don't know the answer to that question Iwa-chan!!!!

[kingbeater]

Figures this is the only thing you don't know.

[trashyking]

I'd have to see what it looks like fully erect and... well... there hasn't been an appropriate time for that.

Besides we've seen each others dick's plenty of times in the locker room, so you should know what it looks like in it's natural state.

[kingbeater]

Wait, you actually looked?

1/4

[trashyking]

You mean you--

[trashyking]

[TRYING TO NOT PANIC. TRYING TO NOT PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[trashyking]

[IWACHAN IS GONNA DUMP HIM BC HE'S GONNA REALIZE HE'S DATING A WEIRDO WHO HAS ALREADY SEEN HIS JUNK RIP IN PIECES IWAOI 2K15 TRAIN]

[trashyking]

I-- what??

[kingbeater]

That's not fair.

1/2

[trashyking]

I know I'm sorry and if you don't want to--

[trashyking]

[wait a minute-- he said that wasn't fair.] Wait-- what?

[kingbeater]

[ reaching for his pants ]

[trashyking]

I- Iwa-chan!! What are you doing! Use your words Iwa-chan!!!

[kingbeater]

You got to see mine! This means I get to see yours.

[trashyking]

[he bites his lip a little, but nods as he unbuttons and unzips his pants. he shimmies out of them, and then he dips his thumbs into the elastic band of his alien undies. he pulls them down leaving himself fully exposed in front of iwaizumi.]

[kingbeater]

[ stares at it ]

[trashyking]

[his nose furrows a bit as he waits for iwa-chan to say something. the longer the silence goes on though, the more he's going to shrink down in on himself.]

[kingbeater]

It's... um...

nice

[trashyking]

[he perks up some.] T- Thank you Iwa-chan!!!

Yours was... it was nice too.

[kingbeater]

Um, thanks..

[ he's going to reach to pull up OIkawa's underwear tho, because if he doesn't then he might do something ]

[trashyking]

[it's a good thing tho bc if he didn't have something covering him he would have gotten a little hard.]

So I guess we're just going to figure out when the best time would be to... ah... do it??