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[kingbeater]

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holly heights #1460

"Iwaizumi Hajime. I'm not available right now.
So leave a message and I'll get back to you"

Speed Dial: Oikawa Tooru ; Naruko Shoukichi ; Imaizumi Shunsuke ; Akaashi Keiji

Comments

[kingbeater]

YOU'RE ALL ALONE?!

[trashyking]

yes???

[kingbeater]

i'm coming over
to kick your ass

[trashyking]

ur coming over to kick my ass
bc i live by myself?! IWA-CHAN NO???
thats no reason to kick my butt!

[kingbeater]

I'M KICKING YOUR ASS FOR JUST NOW TELLING ME THIS ASSIKAWA

[trashyking]

i... didnt think it was important
im sorry :C

[kingbeater]

IDIOT
of course something like that is important!

[trashyking]

how is it important?

[kingbeater]

because i know you
and you can't stand not bothering someone for longer than ten minutes

[trashyking]

thats not true?!!?!

[kingbeater]

clean up
i'm on my way

[trashyking]

IWA-CHAN NO
IWA-CHAN I LIKE MY BUTT
PLS DONT IWA-CHAN??

[kingbeater]

[ NO RESPONSE BUT SOON ENOUGH, guess who's knocking on your door :) ]

[trashyking]

[MUFFLED YELLING INSIDE]

[kingbeater]

You shouldn't keep a guest waiting, Oikawa!

[trashyking]

O- Oikawa isn't here right now! Leave your name, message and number and he'll get back to you in the next life!!

[kingbeater]

Which will happen for you sooner rather than later.

[trashyking]

[CRIES EVEN LOUDER. okay. he's getting to the door!! don't kill him!!! or the team will be in your hands whenever they get back. he opens the door slowly and pokes his head out.]

I still don't see what the big deal is Iwa-chan. This isn't the first time I've been alone here.

[kingbeater]

The big deal is you didn't tell me.

[ FORCES THAT DOOR OPEN ]

[trashyking]

[falls over due to the sheer force iwaizumi has.] And I don't see how that's a big deal! How would you have told me if you had been in my place?

[kingbeater]

"Hey asshole, I'm letting you know that I'm alone in my house so you don't worry about me."

[trashyking]

But I think that would make me worry more than anything else!!!

[kingbeater]

Why?

[trashyking]

Because I don't want you to be all alone in an empty house!!!

[kingbeater]

NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.